July 2011
When my parents walk by I stop scrolling
unpublicguy:
Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.
That annoying moment when your parents rush you to...
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The awkward moment when your high 5 gets rejected.
wearekilljoysforever:
When you take a picture of yourself and you’re...
wearekilljoysforever:
Oh! It’s actually a good one
But then you start looking at it like
& the more you look at it the more you hate it
So you end up hating it and thinking you’re the ugliest thing alive.
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When I become a dad, my advice will be this
gomeztastic:
Dad, he broke my heart:
Dad, I got an F:
Dad, I had a fight with my best friend:
Dad, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
If American Idol heard me in the shower, they...
When answering anyone
blahblahbryan:
Where do you wanna eat ?
Where do you wanna go ?
What do you wanna do ?
What do you mean you don’t know ?
When you tell a little kid to behave and they talk...
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when people offer to buy me food..
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That awkward moment when you're with a group and...
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When stopping a girl from walking away...
Expectation:
Reality:
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When I sing...
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at home:
when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
in the computer:
if someone asks me to sing:
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When a sibling makes a "yo' mama" joke,
we have the same mom.
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I hate it when other people laugh but they still...
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like
and i’m there laughing my ass off..
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever
teddybearjetpack:
swoonforme:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
It was a woman.
OHHHHH!
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When I told my mom I failed a test
lmaogtfo:
When I was little:
Now:
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When you're thinking about really inappropriate...
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On Fairly Odd Parents they say, "When you grow up...
abcdefghijklmnopqrstori:
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Greatest moment in television history...
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