May 2013
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norsecest:
i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me
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tyleroakley:
For a moment, I was unsure if he was feeling it.
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fulllmetal:
im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case
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I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the...
– Neil Gaiman (via worldwarlove)
(OH SNAP)
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I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
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I have 3 different personalities.
firebirdsuite:
the one where I’m out-going and loud.
the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
Pretty fucking accurate
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spacetyler:
the best way to a girl’s heart is through her fandoms
almost scrolled past this… and i don’t know why. so true
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the-vashta-nerada:
waffeey:
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i was biking for a long time yesterday so i went into a smoke shop to buy some water and when i was walking out this white girl in shorts and uggs was like “SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU” and instead of telling her i went in for water i was like “it’s like 70 fucking degrees out and you’re wearing uggs. i don’t trust your judgement” and i rode away on...
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fubuki-shirou:
friends sleeping when im awake. what a bitch. she timezoned me
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stevenfresco:
i can’t wait for summer i’m gonna go to the beach and go to parties and this is a complete lie i will most likely blog all night and sleep all day
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spookythunder:
I embarrass myself infront of myself
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You know, Peeves the Poltergeist appeared in every...
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theblueboxiscoming:
I hated that he wasn’t in the movies. He was my favorite in the books.
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His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...
– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
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geeksotospeak:
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
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poopflow:
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poopflow:
men are from mars
women are from venus
damn im horny
someone hop on this penis
awesome dude!
men are from the inland
women are from the coast
holy shit your comment sucks
get the fuck off of my post
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